How to use the four big's

Well… it's obvious that these just pwn right? The downside is that you can't always use them. If you are in desperate need at the end of the match (Matches last for about five minutes) then you should definitely use one so you don't get your butt kicked... REALLY BADLY!!!

~Lincoln

The 4 big ones!

The 4 main moves are Elmo, Hulk on Steroids, Stick Figure w/ powers, and Billy! These you can only use once (sadly, they rock). Elmo and Billy are the most intimidating, you must be frozen in fear, in Hulk on steroids and Stick figure w/ powers, you can do an anvil. Probably my favorite is Hulk on steroids, because it just kills. If you could block them they may not be as good though.

~Conor

I wonder how many people actually read this blog... If you searched lincolnandconor-wf our blog would come up but after all it is a kind of strange topic if I do say so myself, but then again look at the people who make blogs about their facebooks or myspaces (or for that matter look at the people who make facebooks/myspaces about their facebook/myspaces. It's also funny to think about the blog in the matter that you look at it and you see a bunch of lines full of stuff any modern American could think of, when really I think I have potential to make a much better blog, LOL. 

If you have questions Email us at: lincolnandconor@gmail.com thanks and come again.  

It's A Game [Have Fun]

It's only a game give it your all and have fun If you don't you won't enjoy it. This game is about doing something fun when your bored or hanging with friends and wrestling. Or in another case you just want to pass some time, whatever the case is though, you need to remember one thing; HAVE FUN!!!!!

~Lincoln~

The (few) Rules

Well, in LCWF, we have very few rules. Sometimes someone refs us, but that is not important, as we have 2 rules! Yes, just two, and the game lasts until we feel like quitting or have to stop. Those two rules are: No beating the heck out of your opponent, and when you thump, and no knees down (I learned this the hard way). Have fun kids!

~Conor~

[Edited by Lincoln]

The offense

I have told you about the defense, now, about the offense. Usually just after an especially punishing volley, I would reccomend a Hulk on Steroids and Stick Figure. These two hurt the most, Stick Figure is the fastest but is very painful. Hulk on Steroids just burns. Elmo and Billy are not the most painful but more intimidating, Elmo also lasts twice as long as anything else. Hopefully you know how to burn with stuff like berserker and clubbing warrior, go insane and beat them up!

~Conor~

The defense

Right here, I will tell you about the many counters to the many attacks. If you want to counter a thump, you can use preferably an A-Rod, when they are knocked out then use a berserker. In a berserker, you use an anvil hold, once their energy is drained, come back with a berserker! In the more powerful attacks (Elmo, Hulk on steroids, Stick Figure, and Billy) you can not block. In a clubbing warrior the best thing to do is RUN!!!!

~Conor~

Ways to win

Well we have already published a few posts so I think we should get down to one main point; how to win. Well, there are a couple different ways to win a match while playing LCWF. One is you or your opponent forfeits and the one who is left wins. Another way to win is both opponents have used up all of there 'use only once' moves and it comes down to a vote between spectators. The other way to win is simple, You must score a multiple combo of moves and exhaust your opponent to the point where they cannot play anymore.

~Lincoln~

Using weakness and strength to your advantage

The next time you are playing try to think back to recent matches and identify your strengths and weaknesses and use them to your advantage. Countering is most likely the most successful way to win against your opponent [but it has it's downsides too] for instance, If Your opponent thumps and you counter with an A-Rod then you'll be open to a big critical hit if you miss. 

~Lincoln~

The many ways to Cream your opponent

There are many ways to send your opponent crying home to suck on a lollipop at the candy shop. The most effective is a combo one example of a combo is; Thump, then attack with clubbing warrior once they are paralyzed use your torture and it will inflict lots of damage to their sad souls still barely clinging on to the hope of winning. Now If you are the one so barely clinging on to the hope of winning you might be a wise geezer to take this advice; Counter the thump with an A-Rod then do an anvil hold to drain their energy finally, finish them off with a stick figure w/ powers.

~Lincoln~

The Facts

Well, here are some of the facts about the LCWF! Well, when you thump, you usually try to body slam them and then try a berserker on them. After a clubbing warrior, you usually torture if you can. Then, also when you thump, an A-Rod is helpful, that way they will get down and you can attack them with a berserker or something. 

~Conor~

Power-Ups/ Moves

Here are our main power-ups:

1. Elmo- The best power-up, you go crazy, both players paralyzed for 2 min. Only able to use once.
   
2. Hulk on steroids- OUCH! This is gonna hurt the player using it attacks in a barrage of punches and body slams. Only able to use once.
   
3. Stick Figure w/ powers- The shortest attack but still, a good one. You move extremely fast and attack in the same way as hulk. Only able to use once.
   
4. Billy- A crazy guy that goes around giving people wedgies, please do not abuse this. Only able to use once, no more!!!!
   
5. Clubbing warrior- Jumps high and clubs opponent with anything (heavy and soft, preferably a stuffed animal). Paralyzes opponent for 2 min.
   
6. Berserker- Very fun to use, you go crazy punching the opponent [to an extent that isn't to well… you know.]
   
7. Anvil- Many types of the anvil attack (Anvil slam, Anvil, and Anvil hold) Anvil hold and slam are offensive, anvil is defensive.
   
8. Thump-Jump off something.
   
9. A-Rod- To hit the thumper with the same weapon as the clubbing warrior would use.
   
10. Drunk- Self explanatory.
    
11. Indiana Jones- Goes around with a whip (something long and skinny, hopefully soft too) and hits people. Can be blocked fairly easily.
    
12. Torture- To hit someone when they are paralyzed. Can only use once.
    

These are listed in order from best to worst.

~Lincoln and Conor

The introduction- LCWF

The LCWF stands for; The Lincoln and Conor wrestling federation, crazy huh? Well We are gonna give you the rules so you can learn to play. It is very fun and sweaty, we will also tell you all the power ups. In the next post check out our Moves/ power ups.

:) Lincoln